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Halloween Recipe: Brimstone Bread

Whip up a batch of brimstone bread this Halloween and serve your guests a bread roll that looks like it was cooked in the darkest depths of Hell!

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Halloween Recipe: Dark Chocolate Penta-Graham Crackers

Summon up a sweet and dark crispy treat with these chocolate penta-graham crackers

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Halloween DIY: Homemade Sugar Scrub

Being a demon in Hell is hard enough…what with the constant mayhem and chaos, without having to deal with dry flaky skin on top of everything else.  My days are full of inciting riots, creating …

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Halloween Recipe: Sinfully Slothful Seafood Gumbo

Gumbo so easy to make and so delicious you’d swear there was Voodoo involved.

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Halloween DIY: Hanging Skull Pendant Lamp

Now I’m not normally a participant in the “Throwback Thursday” game, but I came across this tutorial I did from way back in 2014 and had to share!   This baby comes at you from the …

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Halloween DIY: Easy Bat Lantern from Recycled Cardboard

Why not do some good for the environment and recycle some scrap cardboard into this super easy and beautiful lunar bat lantern?!

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Lucifur, The Lord of Barkness has chosen a winnner!

Lucifur, the Lord of Barkness, has selected our first official giveaway winner!

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Halloween Recipe: Scary Fast Raspberry Brownie Bites

Need to whip up a treat in less than 30 minutes and don’t have a ton of ingredients? Try these scary fast raspberry brownie bites!

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Halloween Recipe: Raspberry Stuffed Dark Chocolate Skull Truffles and Easy Skull Box

Looking for a last minute sweet for your sweetie? Give them this drop dead easy treat.

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Halloween Recipe: Nevermore Black Chocolate Cupcakes

What better way to celebrate a dark and dreary winter day than with a batch of Nevermore black chocolate cupcakes?!?  Each black chocolate devil’s food cupcake is baked with an Oreo cookie base, stuffed with a raspberry core, frosted with thick dark chocolate frosting and topped with a hand molded white chocolate crow skull.

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Halloween Recipe: Cannibal Quality Finger Foods

Idle hands…make great appetizers…

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Halloween Recipe: Black Sesame and Almond Misfortune Cookies

Time for some honest fortune cookies…

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Halloween Recipe: Krampus Approved Christmas Coal

One of the highlights of my holiday season is the annual visit from my good friend Krampus.  While you mortals are eagerly awaiting the big guy in his red suit, I prefer his much shaggier, …

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Halloween Recipe: Chocolate and Espresso Terror-Misu

I love sugar.  Sugar makes me happy.  I also love death and destruction, so when I get an opportunity to combine those two loves into one wickedly amazing desert, I’m a happy demon. While it’s …

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Celebrating a very Necro Nom-nom-nomicon Thanksgiving

Just though I’d share with you all my Aliens inspired chest burster turkey…or as my family calls it:  “Why you will never be allowed to cook a turkey for us again…regardless of how delicious it …

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Dining Like a Demon – Making Breakfast

I’ve had quite a few requests for more information concerning how I set my table and how I decorate my meals and so I’ve decided to share with you all some of my favorite goods …

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Halloween Recipe: Oozing Popping Sweet Cherry Zombie Mouse Brains

Sometimes you want something sweet and there’s not much out there in hell sweeter than the taste of two week aged zombie mouse brains. Of course, being mortal means you don’t have quite the access to …

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Halloween Recipe: Fire Roasted Hearts of My Betrayers

Hell can be lonely.  Yes, even with all the torture and endless eons of mischief and bedevilment…which means to get away from it all, I like to pop up topside every once in a while …

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Halloween Recipe: Ghoul-ash with Death Cap Mushrooms

They say great minds think alike and in the case of Felix Galvan, author of the fantasy book The NecroNomNomNomicon: Cookbook of the Dead, that couldn’t be truer. Everybody knows about the Necronomicon, but it …

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Minions on the Loose! You make me so proud!

It takes a very special person to look at my Death by Chocolate Cake and decide they want it for their birthday…it takes an even more amazing person to make that cake for the one …

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Halloween Recipe: Deep Fried Savory Bat Wings

As a semi-informal ambassador to Hell I often find myself in the uncomfortable position of having to play host to large groups of guests.  Rather than serve the usual chips and salsa you mortals seem …

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Halloween Recipe: Oven Roasted Imps with Balsamic and Honey Glaze

I’m not sure how up you are on your Hellish Lore, but you may or may not know much about the current Imp problem we’re dealing with down below. Imps are nasty little flying things …

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Halloween Recipe: Black Magic Hidden Pumpkin Loaf

  Today we’re going to make a pumpkin loaf that is dark as night on the outside but holds a sweet surprise in the middle…just like me. This recipe is actually one I consider a …

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Halloween Recipe: Bubbling Cauldron Cake Pops

Double double, boil and bubble…these cake pops are delicious and not much trouble… Okay, I’m definitely not a poet (I’m a demon, who needs rhymes in Hell?!)  but who needs skills like that when you …

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Halloween Recipe: Oven Roasted Marrow Bones with Sea Salt

They say the devil is in the details and I admit, there are times when I really really enjoy making things far more complicated than they need to be (like taxes, and relationships and Ikea …

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Halloween Recipe: Salted Black Sesame Ice Cream

Hell is hot.  Damn hot.  And after a long day of stomping around and raising general havoc, it’s nice to come home to a frosty cold  bowl of sweet black sesame ice cream. This ice …

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Halloween Recipe: Cherry Die Pie

We’re in the full swing of summer down here (yes, even Hell has seasons) and nothing says blistering hot days and long sticky  nights quite like a cherry pie…and nothing says “gruesomely delicious” quite like …

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Halloween Recipe: Bleeding Heart Cupcakes

This is an extra special recipe…specifically crafted for a small select group of readers who were more than a little disturbed by my earlier post, Roasted Heart of My Enemies.  While the majority of you …

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The Devil's Rejects

As some of you may (or may not) know, I’m in the process of turning The Necro Nom-nom-nomicon into a cookbook and am actively looking for a publisher.  That means building a proposal and sending …

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Halloween Recipe: Cajun Spiced Silkworms and Pasta

Sometimes all I want after a long day stomping around Hell is to come home and rest my hooves with a cool glass of white wine and some soft music.  And nothing goes better with …

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