Whip up a batch of brimstone bread this Halloween and serve your guests a bread roll that looks like it was cooked in the darkest depths of Hell!
Just though I’d share with you all my Aliens inspired chest burster turkey…or as my family calls it: “Why you will never be allowed to cook a turkey for us again…regardless of how delicious it really was.” And trust me…it was absolutely delicious. Happy turkey day, minions! Nothing but the freshest ingredients… Prepping the chestRead more
Hell can be lonely. Yes, even with all the torture and endless eons of mischief and bedevilment…which means to get away from it all, I like to pop up topside every once in a while and mingle with you mortals. Ahh, but times have changed since I first set hoof on terra firma and oneRead more
It takes a very special person to look at my Death by Chocolate Cake and decide they want it for their birthday…it takes an even more amazing person to make that cake for the one they love. Chiletso Maggie Skeime is just that sort of amazing person! For her husband’s birthday she made him hisRead more
We’re in the full swing of summer down here (yes, even Hell has seasons) and nothing says blistering hot days and long sticky nights quite like a cherry pie…and nothing says “gruesomely delicious” quite like slapping a human face on it. Of course, because there are laws against things like using real human faces, I’llRead more
This is an extra special recipe…specifically crafted for a small select group of readers who were more than a little disturbed by my earlier post, Roasted Heart of My Enemies. While the majority of you dear mortals were fine with what I wrote, a few of you were less than enthused. The day after IRead more
Let’s talk about an offal subject…specifically hearts…and how to eat one. Ha ha! I can hear you squeamishly moaning all the way over here in disgust and fear. You mortals, with your strange idea of what’s edible and what’s — not. Remember the days of old when consuming the heart of your enemies wasn’t justRead more
You mere mortals are funny creatures, with your squeamish reactions to blood. Again, out of respect for you all, I’m offering up a substitution recipe for an otherwise incredibly popular underworld treat. Don’t ever let it be said I’m not one for compromise… For this recipe you’ll need 2 cups of b-positive. Of course, as IRead more