Making an edible Tooth Child cake for Shudder in honor of Channel Zero: Candle Cove, was a lesson in patience and humility, but the end results were worth it!
Read More Our (edible) Tooth Child will make you SHUDDER!
I’m a sucker for a lot of things in this life. I’m a sucker for awesome spooky stuff. I’m clearly […]
Read More DIY Printed “Sucker for Horror” Suckers and a new partnership with Fangoria!
DIY Printed “Sucker for Horror” Suckers and a new partnership with Fangoria!
It's no secret I'm a lazy bastard, so any project that ultimately makes my leisure time more comfortable is worth the effort it takes to make it. Case in point, this upcycled spooky dead and breakfast lap desk made from an old picture frame and a memory foam pillow.
Read More DIY Spooky “Dead and Breakfast” Lap Desk
DIY Spooky “Dead and Breakfast” Lap Desk
We’ve officially begun the countdown to Halloween! With less than 100 days to go, I’m starting to get that tingle […]
Read More Mummy’s Scorpion Pie
Mummy’s Scorpion Pie
It's no secret that I really like dead things...which is absolutely appropriate, considering my complete and total lack of skills when it comes to keeping plants alive. Unfortunately, I really DO like live plants, and always feel bad when I get a new one and end up watching it die a slow and painful death regardless of how well I try to take care of it...which is why this easy DIY terror-arium terrarium project is absolutely perfect for me...and anyone else with a black thumb!
Read More Halloween DIY: Terror-arium easy haunted terrarium
Halloween DIY: Terror-arium easy haunted terrarium
I have been looking for ages for a good clock to add to my collection. While there are plenty out […]
Read More Memento Mori DIY Clock Refurbish
Memento Mori DIY Clock Refurbish
Looking for a positively party stopping dish to bring to your next retirement celebration? Tired of being asked to bring food […]
Read More In-Dentured Dessert
In-Dentured Dessert
Packed with a ton of healthy herbs and veggies with a contrasting swirl of sour cream infused broccoli, this deep, […]
Read More Voodoo Vegetable Soup
Voodoo Vegetable Soup
This week I'm sharing a guest post from my friend The Witch at OneandSeventy who creates a fully immersive haunted open house every year. Take a look, pull some inspiration, read about how her home haunt got started, and begin planning your own Haunted Open House!
Read More Guest Post: Planning your own Halloween Open House
Guest Post: Planning your own Halloween Open House
For you mortals in the aboveground, bees are the manufacturers of sweet, delicious honey, and to be honest, those of […]
Read More Ghost Pepper Honey Soaked Killer Beehive Pastry
Ghost Pepper Honey Soaked Killer Beehive Pastry
The Devil’s brew. Drinking the Devil’s sauce. The Devil’s Springwater. No matter what you call it, alcohol and the Devil […]
Read More Ding-Dong Dead Cakes
Ding-Dong Dead Cakes
It’s no secret as to how much I really, really like the Alien movie franchise. So far here on the […]
Read More Celebrate #Alienday with a Xenomorph Egg Cupcake
Celebrate #Alienday with a Xenomorph Egg Cupcake
If you’ve never had a pickled basilisk egg, you’re missing out. Their bright fuschia outsides wrap seductively around smooth creamy […]
Read More Basilisk pickled eggs with wasabi and avocado
Basilisk pickled eggs with wasabi and avocado
Awww yessss! This post is yet another an opportunity for me to embrace my two favorite deadly sins, gluttony and […]
Read More Devil’s Food Blackberry Bat Cake
Devil’s Food Blackberry Bat Cake
As far as the seven deadly sins go, I know I've mentioned more than once on this site that sloth and gluttony are two of my favorites, and when I can combine both into an easy DIY project, I like to count that as a win. Take this transformed serving tray for example. While the project does take a bit of work, the end results mean I can now lay in bed and pig out on my favorite treats without the risk of getting crumbs everywhere!
Read More DIY Ouija Board Serving Tray
DIY Ouija Board Serving Tray
You think you're so clever telling each other scary stories and then labeling them "creepypasta." Sure, they're pretty decent stories, and I'll admit, I've enjoyed hearing them and reading them, but when I think creepypasta, I don't get scared, I get hungry...
Read More Creepypasta Homemade Pumpkin Ravioli – and a little extra something
Creepypasta Homemade Pumpkin Ravioli – and a little extra something
Dinner parties in Hell are a bit unusual when compared to the dinner parties you mortals enjoy. We believe very […]
Read More Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! Killer shrimp arm from the dinner party scene.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! Killer shrimp arm from the dinner party scene.
To me, it has always been a mystery as to why someone would name something after a food when it […]
Read More Banana (Slug) Cream Pie
Banana (Slug) Cream Pie
Make your own bloody awesome body wash/shave gel with this ridiculously hard, overly complicated DIY that takes a ton of time, doesn't always work but looks amazingly realistic when it does!
Read More DIY Bloodbath Body wash and shower gel
DIY Bloodbath Body wash and shower gel
Being a denizen of Hell is an exhausting job on even the best of days, and on the days when it feels like nothing is going my way, and that everything I’m doing is just this side of a complete disaster…then nothing makes me feel better than a screaming hot bath at the end of the night. To make it extra decadent, and really kick my relaxation into high gear, I enjoy tossing in a few of these easy to make black as Hell bath bombs…
Read More DIY Black as Hell Bathbombs and Batbox
DIY Black as Hell Bathbombs and Batbox
This boozy and somewhat morbid beverage was inspired by fellow blogger, This Mama Cooks, and was created as a part […]
Read More My Bloody Valentine: Dead Man’s Kiss boozy shot
My Bloody Valentine: Dead Man’s Kiss boozy shot
Hey, meatbags. Lucifur, the Lord of Barkness here. I've taken over the Nom for the day for a very special reason. Today is the celebration of Chinese New Year, and I've been informed that 2018 is officially the year of the dog, so we're celebrating with an easy to make DIY treat for your favorite furry friend.
Read More Cold-Hearted Killer Hellhound Dog Treats
Cold-Hearted Killer Hellhound Dog Treats
We're one day away from Valentine's Day, so I thought I'd be (sort of) nice and share with you all a recipe for anatomical mint cream centered chocolate hearts and a matching coffin box that, should you choose, could technically be made and given to someone you care about.
Read More My Bloody Valentine Anatomical Mint Hearts and Coffin Box
My Bloody Valentine Anatomical Mint Hearts and Coffin Box
Happy Valentine's Day! We're whipping up a heart-stopping ground sirloin steak wrapped in roast beef drizzled with a burgundy wine and mushroom reduction nestled on top of whipped parsnips and steamed asparagus with red velvet cake for dessert!
Read More My Bloody Valentine Roasted Sirloin Heart with Burgundy Reduction and Red Velvet Cake
My Bloody Valentine Roasted Sirloin Heart with Burgundy Reduction and Red Velvet Cake
We're back and celebrating the sticky sweet holiday Valentine's day with our very own take on Valentine's Day cards. Download and print your own today! They're bloody adorable.
Read More My Bloody Valentine Printable Cards
My Bloody Valentine Printable Cards
Yes, there is a scientific reason why those little laundry pods of poison look so tempting (monkey brains and forbidden fruits and all) and trust me when I say, I’m in the business of temptation and encouraging bad behavior so I know a thing or two about how hard it can be to resist certain things, but there are several really good reasons not to eat laundry pods…starting with it’s dangerous and idiotic. Unfortunately, that doesn’t seem to be stopping people but at least this way you can offer them an alternative that looks the same but tastes way better and won’t result in them ending up with chemical burns all down their esophagus.
Read More Halloween Recipe: Monkey Brain Forbidden Fruits Edible Tide Pods
Halloween Recipe: Monkey Brain Forbidden Fruits Edible Tide Pods
For lack of a better term, I'm just going to say that the Nom has had one HELL of a year. Here's a quick recap highlighting some of the amazing adventures we've been on and the incredible people who have made it possible!
Read More 2017 Top 10 Nom Horror Recipe Countdown!
2017 Top 10 Nom Horror Recipe Countdown!
As we've discussed before in previous posts, Hell isn't exactly the most pleasant smelling place, which is why I love projects that smell amazing. We've also discussed my undying love for being lazy (sloth is still one of my favorite deadly sins), and projects that are both cheap and easy to do always rank high on my list. To that end, these simple simmer sacks are the perfect project!
Read More Halloween DIY: Homemade Simmer Sack
Halloween DIY: Homemade Simmer Sack
It's beginning to look a lot like the holiday season where we get to again break out my all time favorite movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas! To celebrate this cinematic masterpiece, let's make marshmallow and cereal wreaths complete with chocolate fangs and marshmallow skull bows!
Read More Halloween Recipe: Nightmare Before Christmas Krispy Wreath
Halloween Recipe: Nightmare Before Christmas Krispy Wreath
Because Hell tends to stink and sulfur doesn't exactly scream "Holidays," I like to make these simple cinnamon applesauce ornaments and hang them all around the underworld. Not only are they ridiculously easy to make, the end results smell good enough to eat.
Read More Halloween DIY: Cinnamon Bat Ornaments