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Halloween Recipe: Cricket Crunch Brittle

Peanut brittle is so last season…

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Halloween Recipe: Black Sesame and Almond Misfortune Cookies

Time for some honest fortune cookies…

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Halloween Recipe: Krampus Approved Christmas Coal

One of the highlights of my holiday season is the annual visit from my good friend Krampus.  While you mortals are eagerly awaiting the big guy in his red suit, I prefer his much shaggier, …

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Making Christmas…

I decided to do a little holiday decorating this week…and since I spend so much time on the road running errands, thought the truck could use a little spiffing up. Of course, finding a wreath …

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Halloween Recipe: Chocolate and Espresso Terror-Misu

I love sugar.  Sugar makes me happy.  I also love death and destruction, so when I get an opportunity to combine those two loves into one wickedly amazing desert, I’m a happy demon. While it’s …

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Dining Like a Demon – Making Breakfast

I’ve had quite a few requests for more information concerning how I set my table and how I decorate my meals and so I’ve decided to share with you all some of my favorite goods …

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Halloween Recipe: Fire Roasted Hearts of My Betrayers

Hell can be lonely.  Yes, even with all the torture and endless eons of mischief and bedevilment…which means to get away from it all, I like to pop up topside every once in a while …

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Halloween Recipe: Ghoul-ash with Death Cap Mushrooms

They say great minds think alike and in the case of Felix Galvan, author of the fantasy book The NecroNomNomNomicon: Cookbook of the Dead, that couldn’t be truer. Everybody knows about the Necronomicon, but it …

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Minions on the Loose! You make me so proud!

It takes a very special person to look at my Death by Chocolate Cake and decide they want it for their birthday…it takes an even more amazing person to make that cake for the one …

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Halloween Recipe: Fizzing Black Plague Punch Bombs

I’ve never been one for nostalgia, but even I have to admit I miss the dark ages…and a big part of the fun of that time was the black plague.   Nothing beat running around …

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Halloween Recipe: Oven Roasted Imps with Balsamic and Honey Glaze

I’m not sure how up you are on your Hellish Lore, but you may or may not know much about the current Imp problem we’re dealing with down below. Imps are nasty little flying things …

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Halloween Recipe: Black Magic Hidden Pumpkin Loaf

  Today we’re going to make a pumpkin loaf that is dark as night on the outside but holds a sweet surprise in the middle…just like me. This recipe is actually one I consider a …

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Halloween Recipe: Bubbling Cauldron Cake Pops

Double double, boil and bubble…these cake pops are delicious and not much trouble… Okay, I’m definitely not a poet (I’m a demon, who needs rhymes in Hell?!)  but who needs skills like that when you …

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Halloween Recipe: Oven Roasted Marrow Bones with Sea Salt

They say the devil is in the details and I admit, there are times when I really really enjoy making things far more complicated than they need to be (like taxes, and relationships and Ikea …

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Halloween Recipe: Salted Black Sesame Ice Cream

Hell is hot.  Damn hot.  And after a long day of stomping around and raising general havoc, it’s nice to come home to a frosty cold  bowl of sweet black sesame ice cream. This ice …

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Halloween Recipe: Cherry Die Pie

We’re in the full swing of summer down here (yes, even Hell has seasons) and nothing says blistering hot days and long sticky  nights quite like a cherry pie…and nothing says “gruesomely delicious” quite like …

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Halloween Recipe: Bleeding Heart Cupcakes

This is an extra special recipe…specifically crafted for a small select group of readers who were more than a little disturbed by my earlier post, Roasted Heart of My Enemies.  While the majority of you …

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The Devil's Rejects

As some of you may (or may not) know, I’m in the process of turning The Necro Nom-nom-nomicon into a cookbook and am actively looking for a publisher.  That means building a proposal and sending …

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Halloween Recipe: Roasted Heart of My Enemies

Let’s talk about an offal subject…specifically hearts…and how to eat one. Ha ha!  I can hear you squeamishly moaning all the way over here in disgust and fear.  You mortals, with your strange idea of …

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Finding Inspiration All Around

Part of what makes my task of coming up with fun new and creepy treats is being able to draw inspiration from the world around me. I’m currently working on the Syfy show Z Nation …

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Halloween Recipe: Salty Baked Blood Clot Chips with Walpurgis Cheese

You mere mortals are funny creatures, with your squeamish reactions to blood.  Again, out of respect for you all, I’m offering up a substitution recipe for an otherwise incredibly popular underworld treat. Don’t ever let it …

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A Change in Venue and a Happy Birthday to a Fan!

First off, I want to apologize for going dark these past few days.  No, not dark as in my heart…that’s been that way for well over almost half a century (but shhhh…don’t tell.)  No, I’m …

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A very special thank you to Reynold's Advanced Materials

Every recipe I make is tested and tasted by multiple people to ensure that what I’m making isn’t just disgusting…it’s also delicious.  When I finished up my Death by Chocolate Autopsy Cake I knew the …

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A very special thank you to Reynold’s Advanced Materials

Every recipe I make is tested and tasted by multiple people to ensure that what I’m making isn’t just disgusting…it’s also delicious.  When I finished up my Death by Chocolate Autopsy Cake I knew the …

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Halloween Recipe: Death By Chocolate Autopsy Cake

*This post contains affiliate links.  Read my full disclosure here. Brace yourselves my dark-hearted babies, this cake is a multi-step project and will take a good six hours of your time, but I guarantee you …

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Halloween Recipe: Fowl most Foul – Roasted Black Silkie Chicken

There are few birds quite so beautifully suited to a dark dinner as the Black Silkie, a small chicken with naturally occurring black bones and skin and dark rich meat.  Before you think the color of …

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Halloween Recipe: Flayed Flesh Antipasto Platter

This recipe is one of my personal favorites and has been my go-to Halloween appetizer for years.  Not only is it delicious, it’s creepily realistic…so realistic in fact that I’ve used it on camera before …

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Not everything I make is edible…yet

So part of what I do when I’m working on my projects, is try to either source my own materials or make my own versions.  Sometimes these projects are a screaming success…sometimes they’re a raging …

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Pork Stuffed Tadpoles in Bogwater Broth

Ahh, tadpoles.  They might be small, and they can certainly be considered a seasonal delicacy, but when you can get them fresh…they’re delicious.  There are few things the denizens of Hell love more than a bowl …

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