Snips and snails and puppy dog tails. Whip up a batch of these garlic infused escargots and see just why wicked witches found little boys so disgustingly delicious!
You can’t spell fungus without fun!
Hell can be lonely. Yes, even with all the torture and endless eons of mischief and bedevilment…which means to get away from it all, I like to pop up topside every once in a while and mingle with you mortals. Ahh, but times have changed since I first set hoof on terra firma and oneRead more
As a semi-informal ambassador to Hell I often find myself in the uncomfortable position of having to play host to large groups of guests. Rather than serve the usual chips and salsa you mortals seem to be so strangely obsessed with, I prefer serving my guests these savory and crispy deep fried bat wings. OnceRead more
They say the devil is in the details and I admit, there are times when I really really enjoy making things far more complicated than they need to be (like taxes, and relationships and Ikea assembly instructions) but even I will admit there are times when simple is elegant — like this next recipe. MarrowRead more
You mere mortals are funny creatures, with your squeamish reactions to blood. Again, out of respect for you all, I’m offering up a substitution recipe for an otherwise incredibly popular underworld treat. Don’t ever let it be said I’m not one for compromise… For this recipe you’ll need 2 cups of b-positive. Of course, as IRead more
There are times when a recipe from the Devil’s Kitchen calls for an item which mere mortals might deem…unpalatable (gasp.) In order to make these recipes as universally friendly as possible, I have endeavored to provide you, the at-home chef, with suitable substitutions. Case in point: Bloodworms. Yes, this is a very up close photoRead more
This recipe is one of my personal favorites and has been my go-to Halloween appetizer for years. Not only is it delicious, it’s creepily realistic…so realistic in fact that I’ve used it on camera before for a CSI investigation themed film shoot. One of the actors in that shoot, a former Chicago police officer, toldRead more