Halloween Michael Myers Cake

Closeup of final finished Michael Meyers cake

It’s official.  I’m a masochist.  And before all you weirdos get all excited by this prospect, let me go into further detail.  No, I don’t like being spanked or physically abused.  I certainly don’t like being verbally abused…but for some reason somewhere in my dark little twisted mind, I really really enjoy torturing myself when it comes to making impossible projects.  Case in point:  this Michael Myers cake I made for my friends over at Shudder to celebrate their 24-hour marathon of the original Halloween movie on October 31st (Tune in!  It’s gonna be a killer marathon!)

That’s right.  Somewhere in my psyche, I have a total and complete lack of ability to regulate what I say yes to and when I say I will have it done.

Now as you may remember, I’ve already done this to myself once with Shudder with the Tooth Child cake. 

The finished edible tooth child made of rice cereal, marshmallows and gum paste

It was nothing short of absolutely miserable and took over 1500 hand rolled sugar teeth and not one but two completely separate tries to get it right.  It was hard enough that any sane person with my level of ability would probably when asked to make a second difficult human head shaped cake, say no.

Oooh, but I’m not any sane person. I’m Hellen Die straight from the Underworld and I’m apparently a glutton for punishment…so when asked by Shudder if I was interested in doing something appropriately creepy for their 24-hour Halloween marathon, I, of course, said yes!  Oh, and I know I said it already, but tune into Shuddertv.com to see the whole marathon and if you want to sign up with ShudderTV, they’ve kindly given me a promo code (EATTHEDEAD) for all my Nom friends to use for a free 30-day trial.

24 hours of Halloween on Shuddertv

Now I could have kept this easy and just done a pumpkin cake.  Or even just a large chocolate knife.  Or maybe even a combination of the two but nooooo…I decided the only path forward was through the land of busts and sculpting and making people…and have I mentioned that this is only the second head cake I’ve ever done and certainly the first with sculpting of this level?  Oh yeah…great idea.

Let the self-abuse begin.

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In order to make this project as miserable as possible, wait until the last second to obtain the following items:

  • 2 boxes of red velvet cake mix
  • Sour cream
  • Eggs
  • 1 can cream cheese frosting
  • 10 cups of puff rice cereal
  • 9 cups of mini marshmallows, divided
  • ½ cup butter
  • Cooking spray
  • 1 bag pink candy melts
  • 1 bag navy blue candy melts
  • 1 bag black candy melts
  • 1 bag brown candy melts
  • 3 bags white candy melts
  • Light corn syrup
  • Powdered sugar
  • Activated charcoal powder

You will also need:

  • A skull-shaped cake pan (Nordic Ware makes my favorite!)
  • One cardboard cake round
  • 3 thin wooden skewers
  • Spatula or other smoothing tools
  • Silicone baking pad or waxed paper
  • Rolling pin
  • Flat butter knife
  • Small food only paint brush
  • A cake board with a suitably strong center pole that’s been wrapped in tin foil or protective cooking wrap.

The first thing you need to do is make your red velvet skull. The best way to make sure you do this and create the most difficult environment for you to focus in is to start this project late at night. 9 pm seems to be about the time I manage to get things going on most projects as that’s after I get home from work, have dinner, and clean up the kitchen.

Prepare the mix according to the directions on the box but replace all the water in the mix with an equal amount of sour cream and add 1 more egg than the recipe calls for.

Red velvet cake mix ready for the Michael Meyers Halloween cake

This will make your cake heavier and denser than it would be if you followed the directions exactly.  Because we’re hanging so much off of this cake in the way of modeling chocolate, you will want a cake that can handle the weight without crumbling or collapsing, hence the need for a dense cake.

Because the cake pans we’re using are so deep, I’ve found that two cake mixes work really well.  Fill each side of the pan up half way and then use any remaining cake to fill up 8″ or 9″ cake pans.

This will give you not only the skull shape to work with, but extra cake you can use to fill any holes, use for support, or just make some awesomely delicious cake pops out of like these bubbling cauldron cake pops here.

Once your skull is baked, remove it from the pan and allow it to fully cool.

Once it’s cooled, pop it into the freezer to thoroughly chill.  While it’s chilling, you’ll need to make your rice cereal base.

In a large pot on your stove, mix together 8 of your 9 cups of mini marshmallows with your ½ cup butter.  Allow the entire mixture to thoroughly melt and then cook for 2 minutes, stirring constantly so it doesn’t burn or stick to the pot.

melting down marshmallows to make the cereal base of the Michael Meyers Cake

Add in your 8 cups of puffed rice cereal and mix until it’s all thoroughly mixed in and allow to cool for about 5 minutes.

Spray your hands with a bit of cooking spray and start scooping up that cereal mixture and applying it to your cake board.  We’ll be using this for the shoulders and neck of Mike, so you want to make sure the shape is broad enough to be masculine.  I found holding up the skull cake pan as reference to occasionally judge the size really helped.

Wrap the cereal treat around the center pole of the cake board for the neck and flatten out the top.

Cut your cardboard cake round down to the size of the top of Michael’s neck and place on top of your rice cereal.  This will form the support to help hold up his head.

By now your red velvet skull should be fully frozen.  Using your cream cheese frosting as glue, slide the red velvet head down over the top of the cake board pole and rest it on the cardboard round on top of the neck.

Again, what we’re doing to this cake is going to be heavy, so for added strength, I used three wooden skewers cut to size to help hold the two halves of my cake together.  I slid a skewer into the cake horizontally through the center of each eye and a third one through the center of the forehead just over where the cake board pole ended.

I also used a bit of excess red velvet that I cut off when trimming the cake to mold Michael a rough nose.

I then gave the entire thing a solid crumb coat with frosting and put it back into the freezer to firm up.

Now let’s start making our covering for the cake.  With the Tooth Child, I used homemade fondant which is arguably 100 million times better than store bought but is also soft and prone to doing horrible things like melting in high heat and falling off, requiring two cakes.

The original tooth child cake slowly being destroyed by heat and gravity
This sequence still gives me anxiety!

To preemptively prevent any issues like that with this cake I decided to use modeling chocolate instead.  Not only will it hold up better to excess weight, but it’s easier to sculpt which will really help bring this cake to life.

We’ll start by first melting down 2 ½ of our 3 bags of white candy melts.  You can do this either using a double boiler over water or by simply putting them into a microwave safe bowl and zapping them for 30-second intervals, stirring between each zap.  Regardless of what method you use, you want your candy melts to be completely melted and smooth.

Once they’re liquid, add in about ½ a cup of light corn syrup and start stirring.  At first, the chocolate and corn syrup will be easy to stir, but as you mix, it will result in a rough, grainy mixture.  Once it gets too hard to stir, grab a handful and start kneading by hand.  I strongly suggest you do this over a sink or bowl as the mixture will leak excess cocoa butter and liquid that can be quite messy.

making white candy clay

Continue to knead the mixture until you end up with a smooth clay-like texture.  Repeat this process to create the navy-blue modeling chocolate for Michael’s jumpsuit and the black modeling chocolate for his shirt and eye holes.  Hold off on making the brown as we’ll be treating that slightly different to achieve a texture we can use for his hair.

To make the skin colored modeling chocolate we’ll be using for Michael’s neck, melt down the last ½ bag of white candy melt and add in 5 pink candy melts and 2 brown candy melts.  You should end up with a skin colored mixture.  Add in about ¼ cup of corn syrup and stir/knead just like we did before to create flesh colored modeling chocolate.

Hopefully, by now your crumb coated cake will be chilled enough that you are able to smooth out any rough spots in your frosting and prepare it for the first layer of modeling chocolate.

Pull off a large amount of your white modeling chocolate and roll it out flat with your rolling pin to a thickness of approximately ¼ inch. Carefully drape this over his head and use your hands to smooth it down, cutting off any excess and gently pressing it into any nooks or crannies to help highlight natural features like his nose and cheeks.

To make the bulges under his eyes, I just rolled up small balls of modeling chocolate and pressed them down, using my fingers to smooth and join the edges.  A bit of vodka works wonders when joining modeling chocolate together.  Use it to lightly moisten the edges you want to join and then smooth them down with your fingers to create a seamless finish.

Repeat this process for his neck using your flesh colored modeling chocolate, bringing it up to just under his chin and wrapping it halfway around his neck and shoulders.

I also pressed large discs of black modeling chocolate into where his eye holes in the mask would be, smoothing those out and pushing in hard to create deep recesses.

Next, I rolled out the black modeling chocolate and wrapped it around the front of his chest, creating his t-shirt.  To make the neckline, I rolled out a flat strip and placed it over the top of the black I had already placed, giving it a raised appearance.  By gently pressing into the strip at regular intervals with the back of a flat butter knife, I created the look of ribbing.

To create his coveralls, I just rolled out a large sheet of navy blue and wrapped it around his shoulders, cutting away the excess that was covering the black of his t-shirt to create the v-neck.  To do the collar, I rolled out a strip of the navy blue about 6 inches long and 4 inches wide and cut it using this pattern:

I draped that over Michael’s shoulders and used my vodka to glue it down.  To create the back of his collar, I simply cut out a 1” strip and wrapped that around the edge of his shirt, tucking the ends under the collar flaps I had just attached.

Now that Michael was dressed and it was well past midnight, it was time to start working on getting his features really refined.  As you can see from the photo, my kitchen assistants were hard at work as well, helping to ensure that any stray marshmallows I may have dropped didn’t go to waste.

Pandamonium doing her best to help keep the floor clean while I make the Michael Meyers cake
Pandamonium doing her best to help keep the floor clean

Using rolled up ‘worms’ of white modeling chocolate, I created the edges around the eye holes in the mask, added in ridges above it for his eyebrows, refined his lips, created ears, and struggled with his nose (he went through about five versions.)

I also created a large strip of white modeling chocolate about 4 inches wide and wrapped this loosely around his entire neck, attaching it just below his chin, to give the appearance of the bottom edge of his mask.

To give his mask the dirty weathered look it has in the films, I mixed a few tablespoons of powdered sugar with one capsule of activated charcoal to create a grey dust. After wrapping his lower half in plastic wrap to help keep it from getting too dirty, I used my food safe paint brush to brush on the gray powder, paying attention to the creases in his face, around his eyes, his ears, and along his hairline.

Pretending he was the least attractive Kardashian in history, I employed the same technique I have seen used by them for highlighting and contouring, using the brush to really rub the color into the surface of the chocolate and helping blend the edges.  Yay, Youtube makeup tutorials!

Finally happy with how he was coming together, I was faced with perhaps the hardest decision of the entire night…and considering it was after 2am, it was truly an epic struggle to make this decision: Give Michael hair and complete the look and deliver the cake as promised to Shudder or give in to my exhaustion, jam a lightbulb in his mouth and pretend I had meant all along to create an Uncle Fester cake?

sooo tempting

A Redbull and a small pep talk from Lucifur, the Lord of Barkness later and I was ready to press on and finish Michael as promised, starting with making his hair.

To create the slightly textured look for his hair I melted down the brown candy melts and added in corn syrup just as before, but this time also added in 1 cup of melted mini marshmallows.  This gave the modeling chocolate a thicker, stringier final result that when stretched quickly, created the look I wanted.

To attach his hair, I gave his scalp a thin layer of light corn syrup, trying to follow where exactly I thought his hairline would be.

To create the layered look, I started at the nape of his neck, attaching one “plug” of chocolate hair at a time.  I worked from the bottom to the top, placing each row with the edges of the next row over them to help hide the edges.

Michael Meyers cake side view applying the hair

Michael Meyers cake side view applying the hair

To create the front of his hair and his “swoop,” I rolled a small tube of brown chocolate and placed it along the top of the second to last row.  This allowed me to drape the final front row over that and give it a bit of height.

Holy hell, it was officially 4 am and the cake was as far done as I was going to get.  My kitchen minions had officially called it a night and while I was ‘done’ with the cake, it just seemed like something was…off.

I stepped back about 10 feet and really looked at it and realized that his head was almost perfect, but it was a bit wide.

Taking a cue from Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers and his treatment of world’s worst boyfriend, Brady, I wrapped my hands around Michael’s head and squeezed, compressing the whole damn thing in, creating a narrower profile.

Ahh, much better!

Deliciously creepy!

With just two hours to spare, it was time to grab some quick photos of the finished cake and try to snag some sleep.  Why only 2 hours?

Well, because I had to be up at 6 am in order to take this monstrosity over to the morning team at Mix 106!

Wait, morning team? But what about Shudder?  I’m so confused!

Yes, this cake was made for my boys over at Shudder to celebrate their 24 hour marathon of Halloween (Oooh!  Check it out!  And remember to use promo code EATTHEDEAD for a free 30-day trial) but given the fact that this cake was made in Idaho and they’re in New York, all those poor souls get are some photos of the finished product…which means I have an enormously heavy and detailed cake to dispose of any way I wish.

Normally I take them to work where I inflict them on my coworkers but with a cake this epic, this detailed, this…exhausting, I figured I’d switch up my intended victims, er I mean recipients, and give it to the team behind Billy and Charene on the morning show.  I figured for all the early mornings they’d helped make my drive into work a little easier, I owed them at least a cake to say thank you.

With a brief nap under my belt and Michael belted into the passenger side of my car, it was off to the radio station where I got to meet the two early morning DJs and talk for a bit about what the Nom is and what we’ve done!  It was a perfect way to end out a huge project like this and I had a blast doing it!

Charene insisted on cutting the cake, starting with the neck first!
Charene insisted on cutting the cake, starting with the neck first!

You can check out the whole interview here:


I left Michael in their very capable and hungry hands and drove home to get ready for work on only an hour and a half of sleep…because as they say, there’s no rest for the wicked.

Now someone remind me of this whole adventure the next time I’m asked to create a huge cake like this…because odds are, I’m gonna say yes without remembering all this.

And if you’re still looking for a Michael Meyers Halloween inspired dish but don’t think this cake is one you want to tackle, my friends over at 2Geekswhoeat have you covered with their Haddonfield Horseshoes Halloween inspired recipe.

Looks killer!

Bone appetite!










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