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Halloween Recipe: Blackbird and Spiderweb Pie

You don’t really need 4 and 20 Blackbirds to make this disgustingly delicious Halloween pie. We promise not to tell if you use chicken instead.

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Halloween DIY: Homemade Sugar Scrub

Being a demon in Hell is hard enough…what with the constant mayhem and chaos, without having to deal with dry flaky skin on top of everything else.  My days are full of inciting riots, creating …

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Halloween Recipe: The Halfblood Blend Unicorn Frozen Drink

Did you miss out on the #unicornfrappucino? Don’t cry! Whip up your own #halfbloodblend

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Halloween DIY: Easy Felt Skull and Hearts Garland

Nothing says spring cheer quite like putting up your own DIY skull and heart garland!

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Halloween Recipe: Truly Deviled Eggs

These darkly delicious treats truly put the Devil in Deviled eggs!

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Halloween Recipe: Black Sesame and Almond Misfortune Cookies

Time for some honest fortune cookies…

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Halloween Recipe: Krampus Approved Christmas Coal

One of the highlights of my holiday season is the annual visit from my good friend Krampus.  While you mortals are eagerly awaiting the big guy in his red suit, I prefer his much shaggier, …

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Halloween Recipe: Ghoul-ash with Death Cap Mushrooms

They say great minds think alike and in the case of Felix Galvan, author of the fantasy book The NecroNomNomNomicon: Cookbook of the Dead, that couldn’t be truer. Everybody knows about the Necronomicon, but it …

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Halloween Recipe: Deep Fried Savory Bat Wings

As a semi-informal ambassador to Hell I often find myself in the uncomfortable position of having to play host to large groups of guests.  Rather than serve the usual chips and salsa you mortals seem …

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Halloween Recipe: Fizzing Black Plague Punch Bombs

I’ve never been one for nostalgia, but even I have to admit I miss the dark ages…and a big part of the fun of that time was the black plague.   Nothing beat running around …

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Halloween Recipe: Black Magic Hidden Pumpkin Loaf

  Today we’re going to make a pumpkin loaf that is dark as night on the outside but holds a sweet surprise in the middle…just like me. This recipe is actually one I consider a …

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Halloween Recipe: Bubbling Cauldron Cake Pops

Double double, boil and bubble…these cake pops are delicious and not much trouble… Okay, I’m definitely not a poet (I’m a demon, who needs rhymes in Hell?!)  but who needs skills like that when you …

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Halloween Recipe: Oven Roasted Marrow Bones with Sea Salt

They say the devil is in the details and I admit, there are times when I really really enjoy making things far more complicated than they need to be (like taxes, and relationships and Ikea …

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Halloween Recipe: Salted Black Sesame Ice Cream

Hell is hot.  Damn hot.  And after a long day of stomping around and raising general havoc, it’s nice to come home to a frosty cold  bowl of sweet black sesame ice cream. This ice …

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Halloween Recipe: Bleeding Heart Cupcakes

This is an extra special recipe…specifically crafted for a small select group of readers who were more than a little disturbed by my earlier post, Roasted Heart of My Enemies.  While the majority of you …

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Halloween Recipe: Roasted Heart of My Enemies

Let’s talk about an offal subject…specifically hearts…and how to eat one. Ha ha!  I can hear you squeamishly moaning all the way over here in disgust and fear.  You mortals, with your strange idea of …

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Halloween Recipe: Salty Baked Blood Clot Chips with Walpurgis Cheese

You mere mortals are funny creatures, with your squeamish reactions to blood.  Again, out of respect for you all, I’m offering up a substitution recipe for an otherwise incredibly popular underworld treat. Don’t ever let it …

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A Change in Venue and a Happy Birthday to a Fan!

First off, I want to apologize for going dark these past few days.  No, not dark as in my heart…that’s been that way for well over almost half a century (but shhhh…don’t tell.)  No, I’m …

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Halloween Recipe: Death By Chocolate Autopsy Cake

*This post contains affiliate links.  Read my full disclosure here. Brace yourselves my dark-hearted babies, this cake is a multi-step project and will take a good six hours of your time, but I guarantee you …

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Halloween Recipe: Cephalopod Tendrils with White Wine steamed Bivalves

*This post contains affiliate links.  Read my full disclosure here. No truly elegant dining experience is complete without a pasta component, and no pasta component is quite as rich or as darkly decadent as our …

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Halloween Recipe: Blood Worm Spring Rolls

There are times when a recipe from the Devil’s Kitchen calls for an item which mere mortals might deem…unpalatable (gasp.) In order to make these recipes as universally friendly as possible, I have endeavored to …

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Halloween Recipe: Fowl most Foul – Roasted Black Silkie Chicken

There are few birds quite so beautifully suited to a dark dinner as the Black Silkie, a small chicken with naturally occurring black bones and skin and dark rich meat.  Before you think the color of …

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Halloween Recipe: Flayed Flesh Antipasto Platter

This recipe is one of my personal favorites and has been my go-to Halloween appetizer for years.  Not only is it delicious, it’s creepily realistic…so realistic in fact that I’ve used it on camera before …

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Pork Stuffed Tadpoles in Bogwater Broth

Ahh, tadpoles.  They might be small, and they can certainly be considered a seasonal delicacy, but when you can get them fresh…they’re delicious.  There are few things the denizens of Hell love more than a bowl …

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