Believe it or not, I love the holiday season…and before you laugh at me, hear me out. Why do I love this time of the year so much? Simple…holiday parties. I love holiday parties! Not because I enjoy watching you silly mortals get sloppy drunk and grope at each other like wild ferrets under the mistletoe.
No, I love the holiday season because every invitation I get usually includes the note “Bring your favorite dish to share,” and that means I get to inflict my disgustingly delicious creations on even more victims!
On top of that, I get to participate in a number of gift exchanges which generally involves me making a list and sharing it.
So just what does a Demon ask for?
Well, this year I’m working on really making my kitchen kick butt so that means some serious upgrades.
Let’s start with this bloody adorable (yes, pun intended) cutting board.
Oh, and I can’t forget the matching bloody spoon rest!
Since we’re on a theme here, why not complete the set with this splash lid holder? Perfect!
Now I confess, I already have one of these ridiculously awesome giant bone spoons, but really, can a girl have too many of these in her kitchen? I say no. The more the merrier!
Of course, what holiday celebration is complete without some cookies? That’s why I’m asking for this skull embossed rolling pin this year. Can you imagine how adorable my next batch of Penta-Graham crackers (recipe coming soon!) will turn out with this bad boy helping me roll them flat?
Finally, while I love making messes, I hate actually getting messy…which is why I’m asking for this skeleton apron.
Ugh…to die for, right?!?
So there you have it…the top few choices on my wish list this holiday season. Of course, there are a few other things on my list like world domination, unlimited power, and of course staggering wealth, but until Amazon.com starts carrying those in their Prime membership, I’m stuck with these.
Oh well, next year, right?
What’s on your list this year?
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